im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
your sheep looks concerned
i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr
I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
If I don’t end up friends with the jenners than I’m giving up
My latest creation..
I left this in the trash because that’s where meladoodle belongs
I can’t believe this. This is the best haiku ever written someone needs to dig through the trash to find this masterpiece
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people