kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"
fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
this is like the old early 2000 photos couples used to take in the club just a lizard version
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
"whore" before the 1800s: a prostitute
"whore" in the 1900s: a woman that is permiscuous
"whore" in the 2000s: a woman
So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her