When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
I hate this website
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
Lannisters don’t act like fools.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”
my twin brother is trying to convince me to have our 16th birthday dinner tomorrow night at Buffalo Wild Wings
“Are you talking to any guys?”
Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
Jessie J accidentally pressed the button x)
this is sort of like when she accidentally became bisexual
the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website